Pioneer Spirit Admirers Pillows

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Women of the Wilderness

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Dairy Devil

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Davy Crocat

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Your angel is always with you

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

L'il Buckaroo.

'You're too aggressive.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Early American Think Tank.

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

'Early Toupees'.

1876: The Wild West

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

Grades of booze

Cherub and old angel

Donner Party Pooper

'Now what?'

Roller Skating Pensioner