Pioneer Spirit Appreciator Pillows

Davy Crocat

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Women of the Wilderness

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

William Tell in his younger years.

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

L'il Buckaroo.

Early American Think Tank.

'You're too aggressive.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'

1876: The Wild West

Donner Party Pooper

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

'Now what?'

Outbreak of Boer War

"When we circle the wagons, you don't have to keep signalling."

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

Chutzpah 50c.

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

"First, let's get to California. Then we can start thinking about a visit to Europe."

Are we inviting invisible friends?

Thoughts and Prayers

Brigham Young