Warrior Spirit Appreciator Pillows

Going for the gold...

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'You're too aggressive.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

William Hague as a punk.

Davy Crocat

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

Your angel is always with you

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Future Old People

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'You're too aggressive.'

The 24/7 Samurai

Clive James

War Exercise.

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Kiss my

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

Genghis Khan

Outbreak of Boer War

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

Leaf Firemen Catching Falling Leaf.

"It's the story of a smart and beautiful woman who faces the challenges of the future with the will of a warrior!"

"The lads are beginning to think you've lost your bottle, Sven!"

"To be honest, I'm just looking for positive role models in my life. After all, he's Genghis Khan, not Genghis Can't."

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