Warrior Spirit Admirer Pillows

Outbreak of Boer War

'You're too aggressive.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Rogue elephant

Dairy Devil

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Witches at a cauldron.

Fairy tale

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

Notre Dame Phoenix

Halloween health & safety.

'You're too aggressive.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Your angel is always with you

Witchy Cellist

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Good dog!"

Rusalka

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

'. . . well your references are impeccable.'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Warp nine - Engage!'

'Hmmm...'

'My team thinks I can work magic.'

A witch with her cat

"And are the children locally sourced?"

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

Greetings Cards - Get Worse Soon

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.