Guardian Spirit Appreciator Pillows

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

Your angel is always with you

William Hague as a punk.

Davy Crocat

William Tell in his younger years.

"Good dog!"

'You're too aggressive.'

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

"Love your work."

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The Boss has got his Xmas decorations up early this year!'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

Kiss my

Actually, it's just two wishes after taxes.

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

Outbreak of Boer War

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'I don't know how I'm going to get this down the chimney.'

Lion statue attacking the patrons of the New York Public Library.

A dying man gives Death the bird

The Dinner Break