Guardian Spirit Appreciator Pillows

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

William Tell in his younger years.

William Hague as a punk.

Your angel is always with you

Davy Crocat

"Good dog!"

'You're too aggressive.'

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

"Love your work."

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

'The Boss has got his Xmas decorations up early this year!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

Outbreak of Boer War

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

'I don't know how I'm going to get this down the chimney.'

Lion statue attacking the patrons of the New York Public Library.

A dying man gives Death the bird

The Dinner Break

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'