Guardian Angel Admirer Pillows

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Angel Music

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Wash your hands

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Angel Swing

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Postcards from Heaven...

Zagat Rated.

"I don't see HIS name on it."