Guardian Angel Admirer Pillows

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Angel Swing

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Zagat Rated.

Postcards from Heaven...