Guardian Angel Devotee Pillows

'Life was safe, but pretty dull, thanks to his overzealous guardian angel.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Your angel is always with you

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

Always look for your angel.

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"Try twenty-three left."

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"And that's my guardian angel!"

Angel

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

"Spoiler alert!"

Always remember... the roadside signs are there for a reason!

'I'm your guardian angel, and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'