Guardian Angel Devotee Prints

'Life was safe, but pretty dull, thanks to his overzealous guardian angel.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Your angel is always with you

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"Try twenty-three left."

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

"I'll show you that you DO have a wonderful life, George. I'm your guardian angelfish.

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

Always look for your angel.

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

Angel

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

"And that's my guardian angel!"

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

"Spoiler alert!"

Always remember... the roadside signs are there for a reason!