Guardian Angel Believers Prints

"Spoiler alert!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

Your angel is always with you

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Awkward!"

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Supply was out of harps.

Angel learning to fly...

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

A stranger in paradise.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'