Guardian Angel Believers Pillows

"Spoiler alert!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

Your angel is always with you

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

The Lark Ascending

Gods has caged angel as pet.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Supply was out of harps.

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Angel learning to fly...

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

A stranger in paradise.

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Guardian Angels and Operations