Guardian Angel Enthusiast Pillows

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

Guardian angels sometimes fight over what to watch over.

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

An angel

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Policeman talking to lost child

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Next World Tours

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."