Guardian Angel Enthusiast Mugs

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."

Guardian angels sometimes fight over what to watch over.

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

An angel

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Policeman talking to lost child

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'