Believers In Guardian Angels Prints

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Your angel is always with you

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

The Lark Ascending

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'No hitchhikers!'

Supply was out of harps.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"Awkward!"

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Angel learning to fly...

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'