Believers In Guardian Angels Gifts

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

Your angel is always with you

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Angel learning to fly...

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'No hitchhikers!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Supply was out of harps.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

A stranger in paradise.