Guardian Angel Enthusiasts Gifts

City angels.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Policeman talking to lost child

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

'I had multiple personalities.'

Your angel is always with you