Guardian Angel Fans Gifts

Bumped by an angel

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Shoe repair

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Your angel is always with you

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

Water Balloons.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Try twenty-three left."

"I'll show you that you DO have a wonderful life, George. I'm your guardian angelfish.

'We're from Manhattan."