Guardian Angel Fans Pillows

Bumped by an angel

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Policeman talking to lost child

Shoe repair

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

Your angel is always with you

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

Water Balloons.

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

"Try twenty-three left."

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

'We're from Manhattan."

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"