Guardian Angel Aficionados Gifts

An angel protects a woman from a plan dropping bombs.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Policeman talking to lost child

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

The Mirror of Love- Probably intended as Frontispiece to a Book by Andre Rafalovitch

'I had multiple personalities.'