Guardian Angel Fan Gifts

Always remember... the roadside signs are there for a reason!

"Try twenty-three left."

"Sure, I could grant those three wishes, but I believe you'll appreciate the value of health, love and money much more if you continue not having them."

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

'Well, yes, you didn't drink and you didn't smoke, but you didn't see that truck coming either.'

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Shoe repair

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Your angel is always with you

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Water Balloons.

Angel Crash

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."