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Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

When the water's colder than you thought...

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Directions.

robot in car

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

Davy Crocat

L'il Buckaroo.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

The Robot's Trophy

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions.'