Innovator Wannabe Gifts

Randy was quickly demoted to assistant stock boy.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's a patent?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Google car."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'