Inventor Wannabe Gifts

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Why do you call this a 4-D printer? It's so slow it only prints 3-D objects in the far future.

'Orville, you know smoking isn't allowed on planes. No wonder we've had problems getting this crate up in the air.'

'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''

"My phone recharges with static electricity."

"Young Frankenstein"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Imagination

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

The Idea of America.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"