Young Inventor Gifts

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'On my summer vacation I wrote a computer algorithm. I sold it, for thirty million dollars, to a social networking website.'

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I told you you shouldn't have got him that chemistry set!'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Where did you get your catapult elastic from?'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Give me a big roll of scotch tape! -- I've got to fix a DVD player before my parents get home!'

"I get bored waiting for it to go down the steps. This speeds up the process."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Google car."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Is this the new input device?'