Future Tech Innovator Mugs

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

"Google car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"He's my school project for science class."

Imagination

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

The power of the brain

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Mark Zuckerberg

Young Galileo Galilei.

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"This is it? No video?"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!