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'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'After we return the purse, let's practice the signal for a left turn again.'

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Natural gas

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Route 666.

Heavy Traffic.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I brake for animals'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Told you so.'

Climate Change Contingency House

Gas eyedropper.

'I've completed driver's ed, auto repair and sex ed. Now may I borrow the car?'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Always watch the car behind the one in front of you.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Another short-cut, dear?'