Future-forward Driver T-Shirts

"Range anxiety? Not with these babies."

Yearbook

Evolution.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Natural gas

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Route 666.

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Rap-Nav.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Heavy Traffic.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'