Future-forward Thinker T-Shirts

Electric car with sign reading 'Last power point for 100 miles.'

Brian meets his new coworker, and wonders if they have anything in common. (offcie worker meeting a robot)

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Evolution.

"It's the only way we can shift the things!"

The Future

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

Driverless Car

"Welcome to your first day of work at Megamaximart. . ."

"Welcome to the future"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

View to the Future

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!