Future-focused Thinker T-Shirts

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

"We've committed to employing 40% women at senior levels. It's the future, we can't afford to ignore it."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."

Energy Firm Conference

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

View to the Future

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Evolution.

Your Future Home.

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!