Future-minded Thinker T-Shirts

'Didn't you know? Heaven has turned green.'

"!@#$*% Climate Change."

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Crap from the future.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Evolution.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Your Future Home.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

World Production.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."