Future-focused T-Shirts

Mountain view with labels ranging from now to next to sometime to whenever.

"Apparently, he's having a hard time understanding quantum computing. His brain locked up when I tried explaining it to him."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

Evolution.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Futuristic Teenagers.

Natural gas

New Year 2020

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Woah - remember humans?"

The Future

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Evolution of Man

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

Energy Firm Conference

'I'm your new secretary. I'm sure you'll find I can do the job just as well as any gorgeous young thing...'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.