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"The uncomfortable ride is designed to distract you from the damage you're doing to the environment."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Education and Apprenticeships

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Natural gas

Garage Music

Nest Egg

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Evolution of Man

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Stock Market Adventure

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"

Energy Firm Conference

Think Small.

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"Someday this will all be yours!"

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