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"You are going to absolutely love the closet space in this place ... it's cavernous!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

The Day Dreamer.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'They're playing house.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"It's got a great view!"

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

Estate Agents

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'