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'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

The reason for the real estate slump.

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

'And this beauty just came on the market.'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Estate Agents - Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

House Keys.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"The view is all prewar brick."

"It's got a great view!"

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

'Looks like this one needs a bit of work.'

'GAZZUMPED? Wodger mean-gazzumped?'

Fixer-Upper. And if you buy it, you can write off your taxes and interest. And my weekends too.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Starter Homes

House hunting is cruel.