Future Homebuyer Prints

"You are going to absolutely love the closet space in this place ... it's cavernous!"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Day Dreamer.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'They're playing house.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"It's got a great view!"

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

Estate Agents

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'