Future Homeowner Prints

"Bad news- that's just for the lawn."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Money box shaped like a house.

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

Estate Agents

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."

"This is an ideal property for the first time mug...Er...I mean buyer."

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

"Of course it's a bit out of your price range but you could always think about subletting."

'So this is what they mean by helping people to get on the property ladder!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'We'd like a comfortable rambler with a two-car garage in a blue state.'

"We've had a rush of people looking for affordable housing."

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

Man at top of ladder to read House price inflation chart. Ladder has label 'Property Ladder'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"

All in this Together

For Sale/Price Reduced.

Talking to an alien: '...And you won't believe the house prices!'

'Our son wants us to cosign for his 2-story house. The first story is, it's got termites. The second is the roof leaks.'

Don't worry aobut the bell, the don't ring it at night!

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'It's how many zeros we can afford.'

'Yes, I can show you properties in your price range, but they're not in mine.'

"We're first time buyers but my dad has agreed to help us out!"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

House Hunters

"And right in front of where you'll be standing will be your breakfast nook."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "