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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

Emigrating to France.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Real Estate Personals

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

America's funniest investment scams

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.