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'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I didn't spark joy."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Emigrating to France.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."