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Hello!

"I didn't spark joy."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A DIY disaster.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Beginning Yarder.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Real Estate Personals

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Drought's Over

Baby it's cold outside.

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Living together, couple in love.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'