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"It's perfect!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Living together, couple in love.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Turtle Home

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'So this is a kitchen!'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"Mobile Tree Home"

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Your dream home

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

Homeowners.

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

Coming Home

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."