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Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"I didn't spark joy."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Living together, couple in love.

Turtle Home

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Your dream home

Homeowners.

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

"It's perfect."

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

Coming Home

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."