Dream Homes T-Shirts

"Imagine both the house and the blueprint."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Turtle Home

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Mobile Tree Home"

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Your dream home

Estate Agents

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

"It's perfect."

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

Mythical lake forest.

"I thought you said it was a turn-key house!"

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'This is my dream house alright, but in my dream it was about half this price.'

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

"I'm not casing this house - I'm coveting it."

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

Couple with a piggy bank house