Dream Home Seeker T-Shirts

'No, it's not your dream house. It's your wake-up-and-smell-the-coffee house.'

Your dream home

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

"I'm not casing this house - I'm coveting it."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Turtle Home

'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'

This house that's just what we're looking for is ours.

Site Acquired For 200,000 Homes

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

House hunting is cruel.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

New Homes

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"It's perfect."

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

Second homing pigeon

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

House viewing

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

You said you wanted an early American house AND it does have a few modern conveniences including central air and heating.