Dream Home Visionary T-Shirts

"It's a new decorating magazine called 'In Your Dreams'...homes completely out of our price range filled with stuff we couldn't possibly afford!"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'Handyman's Special'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Doulton Canada Geese

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Turtle Home

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Mobile Tree Home"

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Your dream home

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

"It's perfect."

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

"I'm not casing this house - I'm coveting it."

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

Piano Sink

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Bank Improvement Loans'

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

"Look honey, a place we can afford."

'It's not often they come on to the market.'