Dream Home Enthusiast Mugs

"It's perfect!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Living together, couple in love.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Turtle Home

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'So this is a kitchen!'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"Mobile Tree Home"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Your dream home

Homeowners.

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Coming Home

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"