Dream Home Explorer Mugs

'It's not often they come on to the market.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Turtle Home

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Little Mountaineers

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Don't have nightmares!

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

"Frank?"

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

Falling

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