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At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Reverse Mortgage.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

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"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Sold his air rights."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

House hunting is cruel.

'They're playing house.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This is close enough.'

Repossessions

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'