Home Buying Guru Gifts

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Reverse Mortgage.

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"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Sold his air rights."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'This is close enough.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'They're playing house.'

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