Fast Forward Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Skier flying past mountains

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Speeding Forklift

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Get ready ... Get set ...

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Taking to the sky...

Moving into an office while it's being built.

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."