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Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

The rocket powered skiier

Running

A day at the transgenic races

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Filling up.

Speeding Forklift

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"WHEEEE!"

'In denial and loving it!'