Fast And Festive Fanatic T-Shirts

Noel Fever

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Santa called but you were out!

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Festive squad

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Back to the Holidays

Ecstatic caravan

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Room for bigger presents."

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"